ive always wanted a brother. an older one.
someone who could protect me and get me out of trouble without telling on me. he would be a year or two older and he would show me how to be cool instead of making me be the first one to do everything. he would have cute, really nice friends and they would look out for me too. i would even date a couple of them.
but i dont. i have an annoying little sister. that likes to yell at people who are sleeping because she cant find her sharpies. and then like to pretend to call our parents because i tell her to eff off. and shes only two years younger than me. i swear she is so ungrateful. everything is handed to her. if she wants to go out, my parents give her money. no questions asked, no “you owe me back”. nothing. she wants to sleep over? sure!! even though she was told no earlier, they fold. and tehn i have to spend ten minutes getting all her stuff together. funn.
sorry people, but i have to complain sometimes.
